Ohio: Thank you, come again.

I"ve done it. I found the guy I was looking for. I found Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (or at least his car), at a remote little Kwik-e-mart gas station in Bedford County, Ohio. My life is complete. Indians around the world are rejoicing for this discovery by eating smoked beef. devoutly worshipping their gods. If your next Dell computer service call, or next cab ride goes better than usual, you'll know why.