Toyota: "Innovative" new advertising schemes.

Watching Toyota's new ad, I have honestly never been so scared in my life of owning two Toyota's. Watch it yourself, before I elaborate.



Not only does the idea of sitting in the car with random straight-faced, robot-like Japanese men scare me shitless; there's the fact that you have to sit in their laps, and have them wrap your arms around you, AND let them blow balloons at the general direction of your private regions. This just makes me want to hide in the corner with a blankie and a plastic fork.

Oh, and the disembodied-head/speaker things scare me too.